Sweet Wizard Team
- RBLaDainian Tomlinson
- RBSteven Jackson
- QBDonovan McNabb
- WRTorry Holt
- WRSteve Smith
- QBPhilip Rivers
- WRBobby Engram
- —Fred Taylor
- QBTrent Edwards
- TEHeath Miller
- WRSidney Rice
- DSTSteelers
- TEJason Witten
- KNick Folk
- WRTroy Williamson
- RBEarnest Graham
- —Steve Smith
- RBRyan Torain
Hot Justice
- RBMarshawn Lynch
- QBBen Roethlisberger
- RBDarren McFadden
- QBJake Delhomme
- WRRoy Williams
- QBAaron Rodgers
- WRSantana Moss
- WRReggie Brown
- —Chris Cooley
- WRJavon Walker
- RBFelix Jones
- WRIsaac Bruce
- TETony Scheffler
- DSTColts
- —Selvin Young
- KMason Crosby
- WRMalcolm Kelly
Bacon Brothers
- RBBrian Westbrook
- WRT.J. Houshmandzadeh
- QBMatt Hasselbeck
- WRPlaxico Burress
- QBDrew Brees
- RBFrank Gore
- WRChris Chambers
- RBAhman Green
- WRAnthony Gonzalez
- QBChad Pennington
- WRRonald Curry
- RBChris Brown
- WRJustin Gage
- WRMark Clayton
- —Devin Thomas
- WRKevin Walter
- RBFred Jackson
Dumb Luck
- QBPeyton Manning
- QBDerek Anderson
- QBTom Brady
- RBEdgerrin James
- RBJonathan Stewart
- WRCalvin Johnson
- WRDonte' Stallworth
- WRVincent Jackson
- TEJeremy Shockey
- WRTed Ginn
- RBCorrell Buckhalter
- RBLadell Betts
- WRDeion Branch
- RBKevin Jones
- TEOwen Daniels
- DSTBuccaneers
- KShayne Graham
Team America
- QBTony Romo
- RBLaurence Maroney
- —Chad Johnson
- RBJulius Jones
- WRHines Ward
- TETony Gonzalez
- —Kevin Smith
- —JaMarcus Russell
- RBJerious Norwood
- —Todd Heap
- RBMarion Barber
- DSTEagles
- WRWes Welker
- WRMarty Booker
- KJosh Brown
- RBShaun Alexander
- DSTSeahawks
Downtown Rockville
- RBClinton Portis
- WRAndre Johnson
- TEAntonio Gates
- WRRandy Moss
- RBRonnie Brown
- TEKellen Winslow
- TEDallas Clark
- DSTBears
- RBDeAngelo Williams
- RBJustin Fargas
- RBDeuce McAllister
- QBRex Grossman
- QBKurt Warner
- DSTPatriots
- RBSammy Morris
- —Kevin Boss
- RBAaron Stecker
Blood Farts
- QBCarson Palmer
- —Rudi Johnson
- RBThomas Jones
- QBMatt Schaub
- QBMatt Leinart
- —Donald Driver
- WRNate Burleson
- WRPatrick Crayton
- —Bryant Johnson
- RBRashard Mendenhall
- —Darrell Jackson
- —Jerry Porter
- RBLaMont Jordan
- QBDavid Garrard
- RBBrandon Jacobs
- WRRobert Meachem
- DSTBills
Obama's Baby Mommas
- RBLarry Johnson
- WRReggie Wayne
- RBWillie Parker
- —UnKnown Player
- RBJoseph Addai
- —Lee Evans
- WRKevin Curtis
- QBTarvaris Jackson
- RBChris Johnson
- —Jabar Gaffney
- TEL.J. Smith
- DSTPackers
- —Adrian Peterson
- —Nate Kaeding
- —Laurent Robinson
- QBJoe Flacco
- QBKevin Kolb
Freeballers
- RBJamal Lewis
- —Ryan Grant
- QBMarc Bulger
- QBBrett Favre
- —Marvin Harrison
- WRJerricho Cotchery
- WRBrandon Marshall
- WRDerrick Mason
- QBBrodie Croyle
- QBAlex Smith
- —Tatum Bell
- DSTJaguars
- KAdam Vinatieri
- RBLenDale White
- WRRoddy White
- QBKyle Boller
- DSTRavens
Funnels funnels funnels
- RBWillis McGahee
- WRLarry Fitzgerald
- RBAdrian Peterson
- QBJay Cutler
- QBVince Young
- WRLaveranues Coles
- WRBraylon Edwards
- RBChester Taylor
- QBMatt Ryan
- DSTCowboys
- WRJames Hardy
- WRD.J. Hackett
- WRDeSean Jackson
- RBDerrick Ward
- RBMichael Bush
- —Chris Redman
- —Rob Bironas
Shart Suckers
- —Terrell Owens
- RBReggie Bush
- QBEli Manning
- WRAnquan Boldin
- WRBernard Berrian
- QBJeff Garcia
- WRJoey Galloway
- DSTChargers
- —Michael Turner
- RBRicky Williams
- KStephen Gostkowski
- WRAndre Caldwell
- —Warrick Dunn
- WRAntwaan Randle El
- WRMarques Colston
- WRAmani Toomer
- WRDrew Bennett
Im So Pretty
- RBMaurice Jones-Drew
- QBJon Kitna
- WRSantonio Holmes
- QBJason Campbell
- RBMatt Forte
- TEVernon Davis
- DSTVikings
- RBLeon Washington
- WRDevin Hester
- RBAhmad Bradshaw
- WRMuhsin Muhammad
- WRErnest Wilford
- —DeShaun Foster
- WRDwayne Bowe
- RBJamaal Charles
- RBRay Rice