Suicide King
- RBLaDainian Tomlinson
- RBBrian Westbrook
- —Trent Green
- QBJake Delhomme
- DSTPatriots
- WRIsaac Bruce
- WRLaveranues Coles
- WREddie Kennison
- —Keyshawn Johnson
- —David Givens
- WRAmani Toomer
- QBPatrick Ramsey
- —Marshall Faulk
- KJason Elam
- WRAndre Davis
- DSTColts
Freeballers
- QBPeyton Manning
- WRTorry Holt
- —Chad Johnson
- WRHines Ward
- WRMichael Clayton
- —Warrick Dunn
- —Fred Taylor
- —Drew Bledsoe
- QBEli Manning
- —Travis Henry
- RBDuce Staley
- WRAntwaan Randle El
- DSTBuccaneers
- —Ryan Longwell
- —Michael Pittman
- WRRod Gardner
Dirty Jerz
- RBShaun Alexander
- —Marvin Harrison
- QBKerry Collins
- —Tatum Bell
- TETony Gonzalez
- —Donald Driver
- QBChad Pennington
- WRT.J. Houshmandzadeh
- RBLee Suggs
- QBKyle Boller
- WRJoey Galloway
- —Marcus Robinson
- RBRyan Moats
- —Bubba Franks
- KJeff Reed
- DSTJaguars
Smut Peddlers
- —Priest Holmes
- RBLaMont Jordan
- QBBrett Favre
- —Darrell Jackson
- RBMichael Bennett
- QBCarson Palmer
- WRPlaxico Burress
- DSTJets
- WRMuhsin Muhammad
- —Keenan McCardell
- QBBen Roethlisberger
- —Nate Kaeding
- WRDavid Patten
- QBGus Frerotte
- —Marcus Pollard
- —Quincy Morgan
Blood Farts
- QBDaunte Culpepper
- RBKevin Jones
- QBMarc Bulger
- RBCadillac Williams
- WRLarry Fitzgerald
- WRRoy Williams
- WRJimmy Smith
- —Rod Smith
- DSTSteelers
- RBLarry Johnson
- —Travis Taylor
- —Trent Dilfer
- WRMark Clayton
- WRMichael Jenkins
- WRKevin Curtis
- KJosh Brown
NoHispanics
- RBEdgerrin James
- RBJulius Jones
- —Aaron Brooks
- WRJoe Horn
- WRAnquan Boldin
- RBThomas Jones
- QBKurt Warner
- —Lee Evans
- DSTEagles
- WRCharles Rogers
- TEDallas Clark
- —Terry Glenn
- —Mewelde Moore
- DSTCowboys
- KSebastian Janikowski
- WRRonald Curry
Bacon Brothers
- RBWillis McGahee
- —Rudi Johnson
- QBMatt Hasselbeck
- RBJ.J. Arrington
- WRSteve Smith
- WRDrew Bennett
- RBRonnie Brown
- QBJoey Harrington
- —Eric Moulds
- WRBraylon Edwards
- DSTVikings
- —Joe Jurevicius
- WRJohnnie Morton
- —Peerless Price
- —Jeff Wilkins
- —Corey Bradford
Budwin's Team
- QBDonovan McNabb
- RBTiki Barber
- —Curtis Martin
- WRAndre Johnson
- TEAntonio Gates
- WRBrandon Stokley
- QBDavid Carr
- RBJerome Bettis
- WRSantana Moss
- WRTroy Williamson
- DSTCommanders
- KMike Vanderjagt
- RBRicky Williams
- WRGreg Lewis
- WRReggie Williams
- —Derrick Blaylock
Dr. Dan's Mega Junk
- RBDeuce McAllister
- —UnKnown Player
- —Jake Plummer
- QBMike Vick
- —Jerry Porter
- TEJason Witten
- WRChris Chambers
- RBChris Brown
- KAdam Vinatieri
- WRDonte' Stallworth
- —Randy McMichael
- —Reuben Droughns
- DSTFalcons
- —Reche Caldwell
- —Tim Rattay
- WRMarty Booker
Mr. Dynasty's Turd Surfers
- RBJamal Lewis
- RBClinton Portis
- QBTom Brady
- WRNate Burleson
- QBDrew Brees
- —DeShaun Foster
- WRDerrick Mason
- —Todd Heap
- DSTPanthers
- WRKeary Colbert
- —Mike Anderson
- WRTyrone Calico
- —Eric Parker
- QBPhilip Rivers
- KMike Nugent
- —Doug Jolley
Dumb Luck
- RBAhman Green
- —Terrell Owens
- RBSteven Jackson
- —Steve McNair
- DSTRavens
- WRAshley Lelie
- WRDeion Branch
- TEAlge Crumpler
- QBJ.P. Losman
- WRAntonio Bryant
- WRBrandon Lloyd
- KShayne Graham
- —Justin McCareins
- DSTBears
- QBRex Grossman
- DSTDolphins
Downtown Rockville
- —Corey Dillon
- WRRandy Moss
- WRJavon Walker
- WRReggie Wayne
- RBKevan Barlow
- —Byron Leftwich
- —Brian Griese
- DSTBills
- TEJeremy Shockey
- —Cedric Benson
- KDavid Akers
- RBT.J. Duckett
- —Stephen Davis
- WRMike Williams
- QBBilly Volek
- TEL.J. Smith